the burglar

Cliff · 05-28-2008, 08:28 PM

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a Bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

**Naijaboy** · 10-03-2008, 10:01 PM

lol good one

**dontbeangry** · 10-07-2008, 12:41 AM

LOL that is cute!

freakmaster · 01-20-2009, 11:11 PM

omg LOL! XD

subho · 02-01-2009, 10:17 AM

Thats really hilarious. Keep posting like those.

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**cmba138G** · 04-09-2009, 06:27 AM

jesus is watching you

Nearly · 05-03-2009, 11:14 PM

scared me

**MHAndy** · 06-14-2009, 09:53 PM

Hahaha good joke

piyushjeswani · 06-16-2009, 08:15 AM

Nice one

wp-mod.com · 12-14-2009, 06:51 AM

good one

05-28-2008, 08:28 PM	#1
Cliff Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 100	the burglar A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a Bird Moses?' 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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10-03-2008, 10:01 PM	#2
Naijaboy Groupie Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 39	lol good one

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freakmaster Lurker Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: United States of America Posts: 8	omg LOL! XD

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subho Lurker Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 12	Thats really hilarious. Keep posting like those. ___________________________________ garage door openers markham Florida Property Rental

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