the pirate!

Cliff · 05-28-2008, 08:36 PM

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.
'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them **** in my eye.'

Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from Bird ****.'

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.'

**Roman** · 06-23-2008, 09:39 PM

lol

**LambHost** · 07-06-2008, 03:46 AM

Ha ha, good one.

**Naijaboy** · 10-03-2008, 10:03 PM

lol thats still funny after many years

**dontbeangry** · 10-07-2008, 12:41 AM

hahaha nice

**Dulce** · 12-12-2008, 01:38 AM

HAHAHHAHA!!

**600rr** · 02-13-2009, 12:44 PM

LMAO

**cmba138G** · 04-09-2009, 06:01 AM

lol

wp-mod.com · 12-14-2009, 06:55 AM

damn funny

**-Jab-** · 02-08-2010, 03:20 AM

I lol'd.
Nice one.

05-28-2008, 08:36 PM	#1
Cliff Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 100	the pirate! A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible. 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.' Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' Bartender: 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.' Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?' Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them ** in my eye.' Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from Bird **.' Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.'

07-06-2008, 03:46 AM	#3
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10-07-2008, 12:41 AM	#5
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