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Old 05-28-2008, 08:36 PM   #1
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the pirate!

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.
'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them **** in my eye.'


Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from Bird ****.'

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.'
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Old 07-06-2008, 03:46 AM   #3
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Ha ha, good one.
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lol thats still funny after many years
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hahaha nice
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HAHAHHAHA!!
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I lol'd.
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